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UFO in Spotted in Texas!!!
Hopefully the aliens have come to blow the state that produced George W Bush off the map. But more then likely a bunch of dumb rednecks mistook a plane or flock of birds for a space ship. But you never know, the proof is in the eye witness accounts I guess, here are some quotes from the well educated people of Stephenville Texas.
"You hear about big bass or big buck in the area, but this is a different deal," Sorrells said. "It feels good to hear that other people saw something, because that means I'm not crazy." -Ricky Sorrells
"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen
Well I don't know about you, but im convinced.
Do you Hate your Neighbor like I do?
If my neighbor tries to sue me one more time I swear I'm going to move. Just because I ran over her dog, doesn't mean she can just sue me. I run over lots of dogs!! JK. But more and more common problem these days is hating your neighbor. I'd love to just take a baseball bat to my neighbors car, or a golf club to her windows, or maybe a chainsaw to her....house? Anyways now with this advanced warning system of bad neighbor conduct you have fair warning before moving into a new place of any evil nothing better to do harassing neighbors. At rottenneighbor.com you can now report your neighbors harassment. Trust me, doing so will make you feel better. Also you can read about what interesting things people neighbors are doing, and why you would want to do that, i am really not sure.
Maybe GM Does Care About Our Planet!!!
General Motors announces partnership with Coskata to make biofuel at the Detroit auto show. How can this be you ask? How does a company such as GM make a huge step towards saving the environment? Well its simple, Coskata claims to be able to make ethanol from waste. So it can be made anywhere in the world, and because of this GM sees dollar signs. Your garbage could be your gas in the next 10 years, just like in "Back to the Future" I always knew that movie was going to be the outline for our future. Hopefully flying cars are next. If everything works out between GM and Coskata we will be paying 2 dollars a gallon again in no time. And GM will continue to make butt loads of money.
Terrell Owens Crys like a Girl!!!
The most arrogant man in football loses it. T.O tries to keep his composure during an interview after his loss to the Giants. With his big diamond earing's and dark shades he likes to wear indoors he starts to sob explaining how it's unfair to blame them for losing.
